Can I help you? I say
Because its part of my job
Seated in front of me
He opens his gob
What does this mean?
He looks at me and asks
What I feel like saying is;
That youre a pain in the ass!
But I dont I just smile
And say, May I look?
I glance at his letter
Id have rather read a book
Ill just get your papers
I get up to go
Things that we do
To earn us some dough!
Whilst retaining my seat
I look at his file
Where do I begin?
I start with a smile
Well, its like this
Is how I begin
Why is his face
Covered in that big grin?
Is he sucking a lemon?
Or maybe a lime
He says, I understand;
Im just wasting your time!
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